First date at a mini-golf course. I was very competitive. My date was very patient. At hole 14 I got a hole-in-one and celebrated by doing a victory lap. I tripped over a plastic windmill. The date helped me up and said "that is the most memorable thing a person has done on a first date". We are now on date six. Rate my smoothness.
“Smoothness: 3 out of 10. Charm: 9. The windmill took all the damage so love could continue. Please send flowers to the windmill.”